>the goblin leaps to attack!
>the goblin misses!
>the goblin has scraped his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
>oh, his little knee!
UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO
tumblr when a new pathetic man drops
I’m so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
ⓘ Fact check: Be proud of yourself anyway bitch. Doing shit is hard.
T’ve failed my mission, but the chickens accepted me as their leader so I have that going for me